Laundry Funny

I've been doing laundry all day, washing it and hanging it out on the line to dry.  At one point I ran out of room before my basket was empty so I laid a towel in the grass and started piling dry laundry on top to make room on the line.  Alden and Eli were "helping" me and Alden asked if he could sit on my growing mountain of laundry.  I told him no and he asked why.  I said it was because I didn't want the laundry to get wrinkly.  He thought about that for a minute and then said,

"But mom, I don't have a wrinkly bum."